How to impress Jessica

 How to impress Jessica

We all know, for any guy to get a girl, he must impress the girl. But the question guys never ask is what impresses these girls. Some girls get impress by money; “how much you have in your account?”, “how much you can spend on them?”, “how much is your outfit?”, “do you have a car?”, “how fancy your house is” & sometimes “what type of job you do”?. Some girls are impressed by the anatomy & authority of the guy; how masculine you look, how much muscle you have, how much people are afraid of you and which kind of people are afraid of you. For Jessica , from my analysis she gets impressed by how much love you can give, just like most emotional girls. This is kind of easy because they are easily deceived. Jessica is a strong lady, it takes more than deceit to get her, but as they say everyone has a weakness.

I forgot to tell you this, Jessica had been my crush since we were in SSS 3. Basically I avoid her to avoid disgrace because she was always with her friends. But since we got out of school I’ve been trying to reach out to her, but her response is always cold. This made me study her, and I came up with a plan.

Getting an Intel from my guy, “hey bro, Jessica is going for a party that is strictly invitation, it’s at lekki”. I replied with much gratitude, “thanks bro, I owe you one”. He replied “you owe me more than one, bro, infact what do you see inside this Jessica girl”. I replied “rest” and hung up.

The planning begins, firstly I get the contact of any of the security guard checking the invitation card. Chat him up to get his support,

“I know it will cost me”

At the day of the party, there will be 2 security one checking males and the order females.

“Like, who does that”?

It gives me an opportunity to execute step 2, but I make sure I’m not noticed by her. When it’s gets to her turn they tell her

“ madam your invitation card is fake, step aside”

Yes we all know she will try to call the person that gave her the card. That’s where step 2b gets activated, I jam her signal. Then she will be kind of frustrated, then we move to step 3.

I will walk up to security and tell them she is with me and say

“hey Jessica , come in. I never knew you where going to be here”

Lie!!!!!

I try to get into a conversation with her, but her trying to not stay with me, goes to sit on another table. No rush, that where step 4 comes in.

I signal the security guards to check for invitation card on her table, who doesn’t have it on them. One security says

“Ma’am, let me see your IV”

Then boom, she thinks she is with a fake, and she hands it to him in fear, he responds

“Ma’am, this is a fake”

then she will be walked out of the party.

Before they get out of the party, I burst into them at the gate and ask

“what is going on here? Where are you taking my girlfriend to”?

Security guard will then Jessica “Are you his girlfriend”?

Jessica replies “Yes (because she doesn’t want to be sent out)”.

The Security guard then looks at me and say

“I’m very sorry sir”

Then we walk back into the party together and continue dining. Now when it’s almost time to leave, I order Uber. Then when is time to leave, since we are living in the same area we enter the same Uber and conversation continues.

Whether she fell for it or not, is determined by whether she calls me (chat me up later as the case may be) or she doesn’t.